outofcontextdnd:

DM: The Dragon awakens.

Rogue: Yes, hello! This crafty mage here was trying to abscond with all your gold and I am trying to bring it back to you, which is why I’m the one holding it.

samanticshift:

chasewoods:

The Events in Ferguson will one day make a great movie for white people to feel guilty about and give an academy award to

and the story will revolve around a white journalist who ultimately realizes that wow, we’re all human

(via seraphica)

*uses tumblr mobile for 5 minutes*

sixpathsofbrule:

coalgirls:

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*battery drains to 30% scrolling through grey boxes*

*uses 2 gigs of data*

(via teabooksandhotchicks)

kinopia:

"When I was a kid, I believed you would become a mermaid when you went in the water to swim".

I really loved the little mermaid as a kid growing up so I had the warped perception you became a mermaid when you entered the water ahaha. This is me learning to swim with my cousin! This piece is for a gallery show at work.

(via viria)

breathless-sound:

moonstresss:

The best dog shaming pictures on the internet, check out the full list here

*in the arms of the angels playing loudly in the background*

(via and-then-sara)

glitchcube:

((JESUS CHRIST THE AMOUNT OF NOTES! IM GONNA DIE! THANK YOU SO MUCH! óuò))

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theegyptgame:

ok but ask yourself this about your otp

  • which one hogs the blanket
  • which one cuts the other’s hair
  • which one makes coffee for the other every morning
  • which one picks up the pizza
  • which one likes their music on full volume
  • which one complains about the crumbs on the bed
  • which one is ticklish
  • which one sings and which one plays the music
  • which one proposes

(via psiioniic)

beyondthebooty:

Congratulations, you’re a father. Here is a guidebook to help you be a better parent.

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dienorexus:

Best transformers prime gifs, mostly starscream